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Criminal Demotivational Poster

CURBS - They can be treacherous ;)

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fascistfrenchman - February 16, 2014, 1:01 pm
Please do not spread the compost to make the weeds grow. This article is an internet fake that has been debunked for years.
Swampfox - December 5, 2012, 1:58 pm
Never let the facts get in the way of a good story...
MPsniper - November 22, 2012, 7:54 am
ughomer - November 22, 2012, 5:50 am
Gud 1, Papa. 5L
EmilioDumphque - November 22, 2012, 1:37 am
...and the marine got an "extra pocket".
MissPriss - November 22, 2012, 12:43 am
God Bless the men and women of the military now that's serving your country tee hee
Iconoclast - November 21, 2012, 11:02 pm
He's lucky he didn't accidentally fall on his knife and get seriously injured.

IDIOT - Can there be ANY doubt in court what the answer will be to: "Can you identify the man who assaulted you?"

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thwolf - November 30, 2010, 8:37 pm
@ IllicoPresto. No, no he did not get a job.
IllicoPresto - November 30, 2010, 7:37 pm
Hey, he shaved off his beard! I wonder if he ever got a job? See # 80584
5150monkeylove - November 30, 2010, 1:57 am
crap.... right cheek. 3 L chief
5150monkeylove - November 30, 2010, 1:56 am
He isn't a relative of mine. (left cheek)


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Mark - March 3, 2009, 11:47 pm
Yeah...I listened to the 911 tapes. I would have been pissed too. Ronald McDonald would have definately got a piece of my mind. Micky D might have called 911 on me for creating a disturbance. But that's just me being psycho.
BoneCD - March 3, 2009, 11:44 pm
Not only did she not get her nuggets...but they would not give her money back and that is why she called 911
Mark - March 3, 2009, 11:39 pm
Have you heard about this rocket scientist? She was just on the news here again. She sees nothing wrong with calling 911 because they're out of Chicken McNuggets.

COME ON MAN - You can't wear socks AND sandals

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 3:14 pm
If there's a fashion faux pas that you see everywhere... I have sad news. It's not a faux pas; it's a popular style, and the uncool one is YOU. ^_^
Reality Lord - June 29, 2010, 11:10 pm

IllicoPresto - June 28, 2010, 6:57 pm
Oh yeah? Go visit the Pacific Northwest.

CRIMINALS - Break the rules one stinking time and they never ever let you forget it

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Zetmonk - December 30, 2011, 9:50 am
Look at the face! Poor guy. Lol.

YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY - you've been struck by a failed ventricle

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Rating: 3.35/5

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Hawamleh - July 2, 2010, 5:48 pm
Guilty !
TheTrashHeap - July 2, 2010, 1:47 am
Hawamleh - July 2, 2010, 1:38 am
Is It Cool That Im Atracted to Mj?
boeweizer - January 19, 2010, 5:07 am
im more apathetic about death i just go,eh what can i do, answer not much so i forget
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 5:25 pm
God, that made me laugh so hard. I could literally hear the song as I was reading it, then...ahahahahahaa
Haarakkon - August 18, 2009, 8:41 am
Expand your horizons. Google "ventricle". We'll stay away from "hypothalamus" for now.
... - August 18, 2009, 8:31 am
What did this poster mean by "failed ventricle?"
BriaHere - July 4, 2009, 8:42 pm
Harsh, maybe.
mooooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 4:02 am
Weren't you sworn to secrecy? pass the paint.....
a name - July 4, 2009, 4:01 am
Actually, I heard on TMZ that him, Elvis and 2pac are all in Cuba right now in a house owned by Bigfoot. Either that or I'm sniffing paint again...
moooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 3:57 am
I'm telling you. He faked it. He's in the park by your house right now.
a name - July 4, 2009, 3:50 am
Well he looked enough like an embalmed corpse in real life, I don't think the funeral home will have to do much other than glue his wig to his head and, if there is a God, his hand to his crotch.
moooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 3:25 am
If you've never heard of Jon Lajoie, Well, you just suck.
mooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 3:24 am
If you haven't heard Jon Lajoie's "Michael Jackson is dead" You really should.
moooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:42 am
We'll always have Paris. That's what we called it when I smashed his penis with a lead model of the Eiffel Tower.
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 1:40 am
Hey I didn't order this pizza with...SAUSAGE!!
mooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:39 am
Or bathwater silt float...whatever.
mooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:38 am
I'm on a never-ending quest to save my girlfriend!
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 1:38 am
Yeah it kinda like drinking a beer float!
mooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:36 am
I'm gonna assume aggy is praying to the porcelain god right now. One Guinness would do that to me......Yuck.
moooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:27 am
Ask for type "o" It has an earthy Oak flavour with a touch of nutmeg.
moooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:26 am
Spelling fail. Seppuku commencing in 3...2...1
agdaniele - July 4, 2009, 1:25 am
I'll get on it as soon as I have a change of blood.
moooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:24 am
Defenitley check out Drawn together aggy. And TTH, Shhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
agdaniele - July 4, 2009, 1:23 am
TTH... moooooo sells with a purpose of fulfillment. You needn't call the game.
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 1:18 am
hey moooooooo when i sold her to you i said it was hush hush!
agdaniele - July 4, 2009, 1:18 am
Big Comedy Central fan... never wathced Drawn Together. Stand-up fan, moreso.
moooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:17 am
I'm with you on that one Aggy. But TTH and I were just trading "Drawn Together" lines. I'm no perv....just ask the chick in my cellar.
agdaniele - July 4, 2009, 1:15 am
LMAO! Girls ain't my thing.... gotta know temselves first. 25+ usually.
mooooooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:12 am
Yeah, You're not making as much sense as usual....but who am I to talk.
mooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:11 am
Here's to the tiniest ass you can tap without setting off an Amber Alert!
agdaniele - July 4, 2009, 1:09 am
I cannot lie... I'm chasing the 24th Guinness (4th 6-pack) and I'm only 5 behind.
moooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:07 am
Aggy. Did you fall in a vat of Guinness? Or PCP, I know they have a lot of PCP in Nevada.
agdaniele - July 4, 2009, 1:07 am
No Funyuns? How can that be? Impossible.
moooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:06 am
Sadly no funions in Canada as far as I know. I think she just felt left out.
agdaniele - July 4, 2009, 1:06 am
I'm not the smoker one might suspect... hotel.casino had me more focused... not riding the white pony.
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 1:05 am
I hope Porcelina doesnt catch us on her poster! she gets mad!
moooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:02 am
Double dong Denzel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 1:02 am
have you ever seen funions for sale in Canada?
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 1:00 am
A twelve year old girl and a donkey?
moooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 12:57 am
You like drawn together too? I'm starting to think your my long lost twin brother. But seriously, funions or GTFO.
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 12:55 am
no way dem's foxy's funions!
mooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 12:54 am
[email protected]
moooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 12:53 am
Excellent. Bring your bank card......and some funions.
agdaniele - July 4, 2009, 12:53 am
Ummmmm - as long as my trip to Chicago wasn't a waste?
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 12:52 am
I shall be in an hour early or so to go to the dogpark. but i will be at the game.
moooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 12:49 am
Aggy. I never knew you were into watersports. TTH. will you be attending the festivities in the wheat city tomorrow? starting at 1800hrs.
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 12:36 am
Did they bury him in neverland or back home in georgia, or did they just put him in the recycle box for pickup?
agdaniele - July 4, 2009, 12:30 am
All arguments aside, P rocks! Cope, morons!
Moooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 12:19 am
Am I the only one who thinks he might have found a way to fake it? I mean, He's been slowly turning white for a decade and he knows a plastic surgeon or two. Maybe he's just playing golf and living in some suburban neighborhood. Maybe YOUR neighborhood.
LOL funnyyyyyyy - July 4, 2009, 12:06 am
Too soon? Are you kidding? Everyone knew the jokes were going to happen asap!
Woody - July 1, 2009, 5:05 pm
Not too soon, too late.
Grammar Nazi - June 29, 2009, 2:04 pm
too soon.
Jmac0585 - June 29, 2009, 10:43 am
The only thing this poster is missing is a WAA-WAAA trombone note, ala Debbie Downer.
motifake - June 29, 2009, 10:34 am

Now give her 5 lions, because I know a bunch of you guys dinged this poster already :)
Porcelina - June 27, 2009, 1:33 pm
Thank youu
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 9:31 am
Motifake: You da man!!!
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 9:31 am
Porcelina: Always post genius. That was too good not to share.
motifake - June 27, 2009, 8:40 am

will assign this one to porcelina
Agent K - June 27, 2009, 6:02 am
not cool...not cool at all, epic fail for stealing!
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 12:55 am
A ripoff from Porcelina? First of all, why on earth didn't you post it? Secondly, I now understand why it was posted anonymously... if ID'd it would be a death sentence!
Porcelina - June 27, 2009, 12:47 am
What the fuuuuck. I posted that on the forum
agdaniele - June 26, 2009, 11:35 pm
This is my kind of humor. I have to give it a 5, but it's extremely chickenshit to post it anonymously. If you're gonna be bad... show your stuff, or let it be.

It's The Law -

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MissPriss - October 28, 2013, 10:57 am
Coming from the most famous jaywalker in history (why did you cross the road anyhow?) that's quite the compliment little...teehee. Thanks little!
chickenlittle - October 28, 2013, 8:55 am
Haha, so true! :)

LA COSA NOSTRA - Not Looking So Tough & Scary Now.

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twill1962 - August 10, 2012, 7:42 pm

TEN YEARS FROM NOW... - ...when Tina is prosecuted for trying to rob a Circle K, she will get a lighter sentence, because she has no "priors." Well played, Tina. Well played...

AMERICA - At Least You Are Still Number 1 At Something

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steve1961 - March 19, 2013, 1:56 pm
My only criticism is how America is falling behind in their juvenile incarcerations...gotta start locking up more of those young'uns, people!
SethMythrax - March 18, 2013, 10:56 pm
and America has stupid laws to fill them up with crazy sentences.....
SethMythrax - March 18, 2013, 10:55 pm
actually its a place for cheap labor if one is in a Private Prison.....
SethMythrax - March 18, 2013, 10:54 pm
Its still aplace where one cant trust another & it isnt a place anyone with a Life wants to be......
Oiler - January 28, 2013, 2:23 pm
From what I see on many of the shows on prison life....there are a shi*load of non-Americans in US prisons. Just like Canada...our prisons are holiday inns in comparison to many other countries.
SethMythrax - September 2, 2012, 12:14 am
Its really that slavery hasnt been abolished, just changed to using prisoners in private prisons doing work for pennies a day with no holidays or unions....
Goatboy - August 20, 2012, 4:59 pm
Yep. We're no. 1 at catching bad guys. The rest of you just have lousy police forces.
EmilioDumphque - August 8, 2012, 12:18 am
"Land of the Free"
SethMythrax - July 27, 2012, 11:19 pm
Ya, America rules though. They give out 400yr sentences & even a 1/4 your time would be 100yrs, hahahaha.....
Zetmonk - July 27, 2012, 9:06 am
In South Africa's defence, we just let the bastards go in less than 1/4 their time. That counts too!


OBAMA SUPPORTERS - 69,456,897 Votes... They all couldn't come from Limousine Liberals.

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MikeJohnDoe - January 7, 2011, 11:27 am
Some of them came right before these people took their mug shots



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SKINHEADS - Not exactly the Einsteins of the criminal underworld.

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Pikeman - December 26, 2012, 12:48 am
So proud of their whiteness they cover it in black.


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soundspinner - September 3, 2011, 3:39 am
Excellent! And so true...

IT'S ALL RELATIVE. - Why is this guy considered a war hero (George Custer), yet Heinrich Himmler is considered a war criminal?

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 2:49 pm
Oddly enough, the lives lost on both sides were for nothing because the country is now sh*t.
steve1961 - February 17, 2013, 9:58 am
The George C Scott Patton or the Gerald McRaney Patton?
falloutghoul - February 17, 2013, 9:51 am
And then they killed him and his troops. Justice.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 16, 2013, 9:46 pm
Anything good he did he erased by murdering the Native Americans.
EmilioDumphque - February 16, 2013, 1:02 pm
He was the Patton of his day, and such a man makes many political enemies: southern sympathizers and political rivals, such as President Grant. That's why they sent him out west, to be forgotten.
EmilioDumphque - February 16, 2013, 11:50 am
Because he balked Jeb Stuart's vaunted cavalry with a 400 to 4000 disadvantage, preventing them from attacking the union rear during Pickett's famous charge at Gettysburg! We'd be living in a very different nation if Stuart had gotten through.


NEW YARD SIGN - Beat That Broadview Security Crap

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war criminals -

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MeanGene - December 18, 2008, 4:56 am
Who wants a mustache ride? I vant one! I vant one!

CRIMES - Some are worse than others.

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Jmac0585 - September 4, 2009, 9:26 am
In case you don't get it right away, read the first "Disturbance" under Tuesday Sept 1. I know, I know, but some folks on here need some help every now and then.


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agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:13 am
We live in hard knocks we don't take over we bomb sites... burn 'em down, and you can have ‘em back...


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PRISON - When there is no other option, prison will take you in. You just might be taking in a few things of your own.


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Mark - May 14, 2009, 11:08 pm
Maybe if Social Security goes broke all the illegal immigrants will go to Canada like a swarm of locust.
Mark - March 13, 2009, 10:04 pm
Dr. Rank - Here's a non-political poster for you. Just a criminal going to jail. With a little ironic humor thrown in for good measure.
WTFO - March 13, 2009, 12:38 am
How true, CB. If you look at it, the social security system is a ponzi scheme. They take our money and instead of investing it for our future, they give it to someone else because they already spent their money.
Cubbybear - March 13, 2009, 12:35 am
The Dems swindled a whole lot more

MISUNDERSTOOD - A classic defense the jurors will eat up.

Stress -


heavyweight -